You can totally handle that. 

Your name is VANEAS HERTATCH. You are far too busy translating some ANCIENT TEXTS to introduce yourself, so some cosmic being will have to do it for you.

You live in the ruins of an OLD HIVE, most likely belonging to your ancestor, with your THREE-HEADED-HYBRID-SPECIES-BEAST LUSUS. You seriously need to come up with a better name for him. Anyway, as for the LIVING IN RUINS SITUATION, you love it! Due to your factual nature, you consider yourself a HISTORIAN and therefore love exploring your HIVE, despite the fact that it’s just a hive the DRONES forgot to demolish. You are normally a pretty cheerful guy, especially when you make a new DISCOVERY about your surroundings, because it is PRETTY MYSTERIOUS. Due to the fact that no one really lives near your RUINS, you have a LONER STREAK and have a hard time discussing PERSONAL MATTERS with others. Doesn’t mean you won’t abuse the RANDOM ENCOUNTER button on Trollian, though!

Due to an accident five sweeps ago, you discovered you have LATENT TELEKINETIC POWERS. It also left you with a CRIPPLING FEAR OF HEIGHTS. You think the whole incident was embarrassing in how damaged it left you, even though it was just a rather silly mistake. See, all that happened was you discovered a HIDDEN LIBRARY in your basement. You got very excited and started trying to read ALL THE BOOKS, even the ones on the highest shelves! And that’s when it happened; you got over excited and your powers kicked in. You accidentally moved the ladder without realizing, and BAM! You fell several feet, head first. Into concrete. Which is why you don’t like talking about it. It’s so embarrassingly simple. SCARS SHOULD HAVE COOL BACKSTORIES, DAMMIT. Which is why you never told your friend this story. He is also YOUR ONLY FRIEND for whom you would DO ANYTHING FOR. But he is DEFINITELY NOT YOUR MOIRAIL. Definitely. That would imply that you need pacifying, or he does, AND NEITHER OF YOU NEED THAT.

Your only other FEAR would be DEATH, which also stems from the EMBARRASSING ACCIDENT. For some reason you just can’t seem to come to grips with it! It doesn’t help that redbloods aren’t known to live particularly long. It’s gotten to the point that you’ve started looking for ways to become IMMORTAL! Granted, it’s not one of your top priorities. You’re still 7 sweeps old, you’ve got plenty of time to worry about that! All you’ve done is a little research on the subject in the library. Nothing spectacular. Although, you have heard of this one game…

You have a knack for HISTORY which is why you decided to live in RUINS instead of having the DRONES build you a nice new home. The fact that there is a POSSIBILITY that your ANCESTOR LIVED THERE is just an added bonus.

Your trolltag is reluctantNostalgic and you often forget to end your sentences properly

Odds are slim that you would ever play a multi-player game, but if your friend insisted you would be the SEER OF TRUTH in THE LAND OF MOUNTAINS AND LORE.

(( This is the normal bio that stands alone from any and all RPs. For instance, that whole “definitely not your moirail!” thing is completely irrelevant in the mirthfulDisaster and infiniteForger RPs, and probably any to follow.)