MR: wait a fucking second this game is secretly an RTS
what the hell van what made you think i was going to like this game youre bad at presents
MR: okay since when could morrig turn into a spider that seems like a skill that would be very valuable thanks for using that more often
MR: so i started playing dragon sweeps: origins and i got to this part where i get to adopt and name a woofbeast
guess what i named her
(hint: its vaneas he’s totally my bitch forever)
hi there guys, i’m aussie. so now that ive gained a shit load of attention i never expected to receive, i figured i should probably assure you that no, it is not a virus. no, it is not actually SBURB (we have been through this before fandom).
let me tell you a few things.
- the password to the file has been changed several times. i switch the download out every hour or so, changing the password each time.
- these files are modified from other games, they are not mine.
- were you to open the .exe file, nothing would happen. it is a blank file. there is absolutely nothing in it.
- there is no virus. i’m a bored student in my room. i don’t even know how to create a virus.
- sburb is not real.
- i am not andrew hussie. i’m aussie.
- you can find my personal here
this has all been very fun, i assure you!!! but it’s getting late and i receive about 200 asks every time i refresh, which is a bit ridiculous. thank you guys for all of this. i had no idea this would get so huge. i understand the backlash this will receive, which is why i decided to come clean about all of this. i’ve been replying to some of you personally since this whole thing started, so i know more than a handful of you know.
i did actually have some partners in crime, before you ask! the pesterchum account was run by a close friend.
the only thing i suggest is, should sburb ever truly be released, well— let somebody else try first.
Oh well. Fun while it lasted I guess.
Just in case Sburb is real, reblog with your title so we can get shit organised now, groups and such
stripedInsanity: Witch of time
thefantrollbundle: Witch of Void
emptyoc-s: Knight of Hope
drowsybutch: Mage of Light
plutinandfriends: Maid of Space
Askkenren: Mage of rage
Askthesedouchebags: Seer of Hope
(( Actually wait
It just occurred to me that most of the story with Vaneas never really made it here to Tumblr??? Okay so here’s an actual quick summary.
Van met Rasi randomly and they quickly became friends eventually moirails. Some dude named Arsenic had it out for her. They enlisted the help of Ixalus to take him down and then that plot kind of petered out.
Ixalus met his moirail, Asisha. Asisha and Van became matesprits and that kind of stuck for a while. Then Van died by the hand of Lanull became a ghost. Sort of like Aradia.
Even more like Aradia, Asisha had Gestha make a soul bot for him and he was stuck there for a while.
Cut to a couple months later and Rasi’s suicide attempt (Don’t ask I don’t even want to think about THAT plot line again) Van gets a new body (and therefore a new sprite because come on that old one was a piece of shit).
Oh and due to storylines that should never be mentioned again Van and Rasi are no longer moirails. But okay whatevs he meets another person named Elledy and they become moirails.
Wow this is a fucked up RP group ))
Hey Vaneas, can you summarize your whole story? ( I didn't bother reading his bio. Call me lazy.)
RN: Well well, lazy An0n. Lucky f0r y0u I’m in a st0ry telling m00d
It all started eight sweeps ag0…
MR: he lived he fucked he died he came back and thats basically it
RN: Well if y0u want the crude versi0n then yes, that is exactly what happened